(Source: falahee-walsh, via hadestowns)

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit, via the-daily-laugh)

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-internet-addict:

pottern:

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

(via otterlymadison)

A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

(via otterlymadison)

iguanamouth:

my favorite genre of music is : songs that i listen to on repeat for eight hours and then forget about for two years

(via sindielissexy)

it was thirst at first sight

(Source: cumleak, via sindielissexy)

defxndpoppunk:

when you listen to a song for the first time aND YOU JUST KNOW

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ceruleanship:

writingonthecastlewalls:

Nathan on Shakespeare.

I live for Nathan Fillion.

(Source: captainfillion, via sindielissexy)

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

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bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

(Source: quantum-sheep, via sindielissexy)

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(via sindielissexy)

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(Source: baddaysequence, via rayofiron)